No faxing payday advance for those of you in the trenches? Sir, yes, sir!
With the engines screaming in the steep combat landing, it was hard for Captain Bruce Semanski to hear through his headphones. "Do you hear me, Leduc?" he shouted into his mouthpiece. "We've got to get this no faxing payday advanceloans to those soldiers waiting beside the LZ!"
The C-123 he was piloting shuddered and protested the demands being made of it to land at this speed and this angle in the attempt to avoid enemy ground fire. Semanski shouted a little louder, "Leduc, do you hear me? We have to take care of these guys with the payday advance loans that will let them have a good leave!"
"I hear you, Captain, barely," said Airman Second Class Carlton A. Leduc, Semanski's loadmaster. "Things are a little chaotic back here. One of the no faxing payday advanceloan attendants went to the bathroom and there's paperwork everywhere!"
"Yeah, I know. They say there's no need to send in anything with no faxing payday advances, but they're lying," said Semanski. "I'm going to put this thing as close as I can to the side of the runway toward the compound. They're standing by on the ground with ten dead and 17 wounded. They're going to run them out to the plane as soon as we stop. You get the replacements loaded up with the supplies, no faxing payday advance cash, and ammo and kick them out as soon as you can."
"Okay, Captain, I've got them standing by."
"The situation on the ground is not good," said Semanski, grimacing at his own understatement. "They've got VC on the other side of the runway. They've been getting small arms and automatic weapons fire from there all day. We can expect them to be shooting at us, too. We're going to have a flight of A-1's strafing while we're on the ground, but keep everybody low and keep them moving. God, this faxless payday advance assignment sure has put me in the line of fire. Don't make me keep this plane on the ground a second longer than I need to. Please, for the love of God, you get me out of here. These no fax payday advance loans are important, but this plane is not getting blown up because of them!"
What happened next? Read on!
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